Hey, Lindsay Lohan! Why not move to Philly?

Lindsay Lohan leaves court in March. REED SAXON?/?Associated Press
Lindsay Lohan leaves court in March. REED SAXON?/?Associated Press
Posted: April 10, 2012

Maybe Lindsay Lohan should live someplace else. Seriously. Otherwise, all these L.A./Hollyweird people will constantly be accusing her of icky stuff, when we at "SideShow" know she's all done with that! (Isn't she?)

The latest wild claim is that LiLo had a roughhouse last Thursday at the Standard Hotel in West Hollywired. The report, which cops say they're investigating, is that some lady and LiLo disagreed over a male, and then LiLo became, um, ungentle with her. Or so this lady says.

Hardworking and -worked LiLo spokes-hireling Steve Honig says, "Lindsay was never at the club and the whole thing is one big lie. Whomever started this will be held accountable for their malicious and unfounded accusations." (Note to Steve: It's whoever.) Anyway, we at "SideShow" are sure this is a misunderstanding, because Lilo just finished her formal probation. And no one would be that dumb. Right?

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