Guaranteed Hall of Famers: Kidd, Hill, Nash, Tracy McGrady, Ray Allen, Chauncey Billups, Tim Duncan.
Can't Play Anymore group: Eddy Curry, Mike Bibby, Baron Davis, Eduardo Najera, Brian Scalabrine, Brian Cardinal, Bobby Simmons, Joel Pryzbilla.
Potential Will Get You Fired group: Hasheem Thabeet, Yi Jianlian, JaVale McGee, Eddy Curry, Kwame Brown, Michael Beasley, Jonny Flynn.
Ex-Sixers: Stackhouse, Willie Green, Royal Ivey, Nazr Mohammed, Louis Amundson, Reggie Evans, Andre Miller.
Guys Rod Thorn Should Consider: Kris Humphries, Jamal Crawford, Ryan Anderson, Chauncey Billups, Randy Foye, Jameer Nelson, Ersan Ilyasova, Marco Belinelli.
Somethin' fishy
Jonathon VanDam won the Green Bay Challenge on Sunday to become the youngest Bassmaster Elite Series winner at 23 years, 10 months. The kid from Kalamazoo, Mich., finished with a 4-day catch of smallmouth bass of 79 pounds, 2 ounces. He earned $103,000. Wow, 103 grand for catching fish. That's over $1,300 a pound. If my brother-in-law has been telling me the truth over the years about his fishing exploits, and was paid $1,300 a pound for his catches, then my sister should be living in a really big house right now.
Seventh heaven
When Mike Schmidt retired as a player in 1989, he was seventh on the all-time home run list. When Jim Thome was dealt to the Orioles over the weekend he was also seventh on the all-time list. Thanks, Boop.