According to a new poll, Loveladies, N.J., is one of the 10 "most unfortunate" town names in America.
How the Hell, Michigan, did that happen?
And why are some websites parroting FindMyPast.com's new list as if it's legit?
OK, it is fun. Toad Suck, Ark. (No. 1) and Monkeys Eyebrow, Ky. (No. 10) are good for a few grins.
But no way, Long Beach Island's Loveladies makes an honest countdown, while Satans Kingdom, Vt., and several famously suggestive Pennsylvania towns - Intercourse, Blue Ball and Bird-in-Hand - fail to get a sniff.
Permission to speak frankly.
It's not that the folks behind the FindMyPast.com poll don't know Boogertown (North Carolina) about U.S town names.