"I said, 'I can't imagine anyone else saved it.' It only could have been another owner-operator. We decided to see what we could get . . . I said I can remember a chicken nugget someone said looked like Jesus that sold on eBay for what, $6,000? You have to use your imagination to to even think it looks like that. This is an actual product."
So is our autographed jar of Mitch Williams Wild Thing Southpaw Salsa. We'll let it go for mere $5,000.
Bring your blankees
The Chicago Tribune reported that Northwestern football coach Pat Fitzgerald is demanding the Wildcats take a mandatory nap about 5 hours before its 2:30 p.m. kickoff against Nebraska on Saturday.
Seems Fitzgerald noticed that his players came out flat for their last 2:30 game, against Boston College last month, and he thinks a nappy-poo will help.
By the way, Northwestern beat BC, 22-13.
It was 23 years ago today that an earthquake in San Francisco killed 67 people and forced the postponement of Game 3 of the 1989 World Series. The Athletics went on to sweep the Giants, 4-0.
We take full responsibility for Tuesday's gaffe in which we stated Mike Krzyzewski was a teammate of Bobby Knight's at Army when actually Coach K was a player under Knight at West Point. We have to do a better job as coaches, players, writers and editors. Seriously, we regret the flub.