Q: My girlfriend is expecting our baby boy in December. What I'm writing about is what she wants to name him. I'd tell you what it is, but I don't want her to see the name in the paper and know I wrote in. Besides, she's sworn me to secrecy about it. She wants to make a big to-do when the baby's born, which I don't mind. But what I do mind is that awful name she's come up with. It's like she put some letters together - Boom! There it was. I want my son to have a normal name like mine. What's wrong with a good solid name like Robert or Joseph? She says that they're too boring. She really has her heart set on this horrible name. I'm not even sure how to spell it. Each time I ask, it changes a little. The kid's not even born and already I feel sorry for him.
Steve: Is it Poindexter?