Maroon 5, the wave that bears all before it, or under it, or [your image here], has announced its spring 2013 North American tour! Lead god Adam Levine announced it on Ryan Seacrest's radio show Monday. AND!!!! the five-guy sexpop-funk band will move like Mick Jagger snugly into the Wells Fargo Center on Thursday, April 4. Neon Trees and Owl City are confirmed as opening bands. Tickets go on sale Saturday, this very Saturday OMG, Oct. 27, at 10 a.m. at LiveNation.com, ComcastTIX.com, the Wells Fargo Center Box Office, or by phone at 1-800-298-4200.
I mean, all A-Lev has to do is either put on or take off a T-shirt, and the world implodes, OK? If "Moves Like Jagger" or "Payphone" were not enough, we now have the inescapable, world-strangling "One More Night," riding - yahoo! - atop the pop charts. And Adam is also judgin' away on The Voice, which, for many viewers, might as well be titled The Adam. Is it not weird that Justin Timberlake, The Only Man Who Knows How to Rock Specs, is now a married dude? He and delectable goddess Jessica Biel, to the world's relief, finally married on Friday at the Borgo Egnazia resort at the Italian village named Fasano. Photos show the toothsome two even more dumbfoundingly, stupid-blinding gorgeous than you knew they were. He calls it "magical." She calls it a "fantasy." We called it years ago. Also on hand were Jimmy Fallon, Timbaland, Andy Samberg, and Beverly Mitchell. Who was the DJ? Who's everybody's DJ?? ?uestlove of Philly's own Roots!!! And now we at "SideShow" can report (because we read it in Us Weekly) that Justin sang to the pink-gowned Jess. Were that not kvellworthy enough, heart-shaped blossoms fell from above as the two new spouses emerged from the ceremony. Aw!