Lady Tattle's celebrity predictions for 2013

Tom Cruise : He'll date lower-profile women.
Tom Cruise : He'll date lower-profile women.
Tom Cruise : He'll date lower-profile women.GALLERY: Tom Cruise : He'll date lower-profile…
Posted: January 02, 2013

AT 34, Katie Holmes already has an old-beyond-her-years edge because of the whole marriage and a kid with Tom Cruise thing. In 2013, we predict Katie will date an age-appropriate actor (as opposed to her 50-year-old ex) looking to up his celeb status. Think Michael Fassbender or Bradley Cooper. Either that, or she'll go the Uma Thurman route, marry a billionaire and slowly fade from public view.

* Cruise, on the other hand, will "date" a younger woman, this time less well known than Holmes so as to avoid any embarrassing media snafus when their relationship comes to its inevitable end. In fact, there are already rumors he's hooking up again.

Rihanna will finally come to her senses, realize she's entirely too good for Chris Brown and kick that kid to the curb in favor of a rap bad boy who knows how to treat a lady right. Hey, is Meek Mill single? Or she'll continue making movies (Ri Ri was the best part of "Battleship," after all) and find herself a hottie from the big screen. May we suggest someone with some straight-up talent? How about Idris Elba or Anthony Mackie?

* Our summer will once again be dominated by familiar superheroes with the release of "Iron Man 3," "Man of Steel" and "The Wolverine." (The "Thor" sequel hits theaters in November.)

But there's also a postapocalyptic vibe sure to engage audiences throughout 2013, with the release of the Will/ Jaden Smith vehicle "After Earth"; Guillermo Del Toro's "Pacific Rim"; the Tom Cruise-anchored "Oblivion"; the sorta-Philly-set zombie flick "World War Z," and Seth Rogen's comedy "This is the End." "Hunger Games: Catching Fire," of course, fills both the tough guy main character ( Jennifer Lawrence's Katniss Everdeen) and apocalypse quotas, so that will most definitely be huge.

* "American Idol" will produce yet another milquetoast singer-songwriter type who won't move anything close to Carrie Underwood-level units. Celeb judges like Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj will be bloated busts, and the show will slowly lose ratings steam. Of course, we'll watch until the bitter end. Don't judge.

Gwyneth Paltrow will continue to be the most insufferable person on the planet.


On Twitter: @mollyeichel

|
|
|
|
|