In fiery red, sparkling blush, and silken floral dresses, stars attending Sunday night's 70th Annual Golden Globes exposed a deep amount of cleavage and a whole lotta leg.
But there wasn't much spillage to be seen - except by Sofia Vergara in a strapless gown by Filipino designer Michael Cinco.
That's because most of the celebrities - including the post-pregnant mamas - were tiny and toned. All the deep Vs and thigh-high splits revealed was the flat and the bony.
There was nothing left to our imaginations because there was nothing to see.
Blame it on Pilates. Blame it on eating green. Blame it on society's unrealistic expectations of our bodies. Women on the 2013 red carpet were quite curveless. (Not to mention pale, but that's another beauty story.)