Over-the-top 'Mama' haunting, but not scary

Posted: January 18, 2013

THERE'S SOMETHING dead and rotting at the center of "Mama," and it isn't the ghost of the woman who lends the horror film its title.

No, the cadaverous entity that animates "Mama" is, rather, the modern imagination. We have, as filmgoers, become so unused to using our own brains - to think, to feel, to visualize the invisible - that many filmmakers feel compelled to show us everything. The contemporary horror film is like porn: effective, but soul-deadening.

And so it is with "Mama." Sure, it's scary enough, but cheaply, not deeply. The story about two orphaned girls who are found living in a remote cabin in the woods with an ectoplasmic caregiver contains enough frights to satisfy the minimum recommended allowance. But it doesn't engender the kind of dread that lingers as you walk from the theater to the parking garage.

Mama the CGI ghoul is scary as heck. "Mama" the movie isn't.

The movie opens with a brief prologue, which, while stylishly shot, gives way too much away. Jeff (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) has murdered his wife and taken his two little girls to the woods, where he intends to kill them. But he is dispatched by a ghostlike entity. Fast-forward five years, to when Victoria (Megan Charpentier) and her little sister Lilly (Isabelle Nelisse) are found, filthy and feral. Eventually, they're taken in by Jeff's slacker brother Lucas (Coster-Waldau again) and his rock-bassist girlfriend, Annabel (Jessica Chastain, in Goth drag). But what Lucas and Annabel don't know - although we, unfortunately, already do - is that the girls come with their own phantasmagoric nanny.

"A ghost is an emotion," as one minor character tells us, "bent out of shape, condemned to repeat itself, time and time again, until it rights the wrong it was done."

What a bunch of hooey. In "Mama," a ghost isn't an emotion, but a creepy, gray-skinned chick who lives in the walls.

Director Andres Muschietti has created a real monster in Mama. But the only real mystery in the story isn't whether Mama exists, what she wants or who she is, but why Victoria and Lilly are so fond of her.

If any of this sounds stupid so far, just wait for the ending. Having already shown us everything, Muschietti has no choice but to pull out all the stops at the film's over-the-top conclusion that leaves nothing to the imagination.

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