After years of insults and rejection, Matt Damon turned the tables Thursday night on his tormentor.
He trussed up the host of Jimmy Kimmel Live! and assumed control of the show. Man, what an improvement that was!
First, he made a few staff changes.
Out with Kimmel sidekick Guillermo and in with Andy Garcia. Out with bandleader Cleto and in with Sheryl Crow.
Damon acknowledged the sole flaw in his game: He's not a stand-up comedian. So with Siri's help, he brought someone to do the monologue for him: Robin Williams.