Never taunt police by quoting a fairy tale if you're unsure how the story ends.
So would seem the moral of a real-life tale featuring Mark Gross Jr., 21, of Hatfield.
Gross is an alleged drug dealer who Montgomery County authorities say posted a bad rendition of portions of the "gingerbread man" rhyme online after the District Attorney's Office asked for the public's help in locating him.
The post, typos and all, read: "im not turnin my self ... run run as fast as u can u cant catch me im da ginger bread man......sincierly da gingerbread man."
Gross was wanted on a bench warrant for drug charges.