High school proms are far more elaborate affairs than in my day, when we danced in the gym while someone spun 45s. Haddon Township's junior-senior bash is May 17 at the Westin in Mount Laurel.
Prom invitations, assistant principal Andrew Swiecicki notes, "have gotten more creative" as well.
(Indeed. Who could forget last year's epic YouTube campaign by Glassboro High School junior Leon Purvis to persuade Justin Bieber to attend his prom? The pop star didn't show, but the indefatigable Purvis has invited Olympic gymnast Gabby Douglas this year.)
"It's how they do it now," says Dotti Valenza, 75, a Marlton resident who works in the Tap Room on Crystal Lake Avenue, across from the display Burns built.
Her grandson recently asked a girl to the Shawnee High School prom by showing up after her ballet performance with a bouquet and a sign.
The ways of the modern prom "are great," says Valenza, whose own gala was held at Camden Catholic High School back when it was still in downtown Camden.
Burns, who met Nelson when the two were kindergarten classmates at the township's Van Sciver School, said he wanted to do something "big and memorable" for her.
So the sign on the fence wasn't all.
Nelson's mother, who was in on the plan, was driving her daughter to school and pulled over in the Tap Room parking lot to make sure her daughter could see the entire display.
Burns was waiting nearby with a bouquet and a question.
"Of course," Nelson says, "my answer was yes."
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