But can they top LiLo?
You've seen Lindsay Lohan's version of Elizabeth Taylor on Lifetime. Now BBC America says it's making a grown-up version of the tortured love story between Liz and Richard Burton. It'll star actual thesps Dominic West and Helena Bonham Carter.
Celebs are people, too
Talk about family values. "When I was younger, I think my dad wanted me to be a boy," Selena Gomez tells Chelsea Handler. "And so I'd go to Hooters. . . . The waitresses would come over, and I'd color them pictures."
Joe Jonas' rep rubbishes reports the singer made a sex tape featuring ball gags, paddles, and pot.
Princess Caroline of Monaco's eldest son, Andrea Casiraghi, and his fiancee, Tatiana Santo Domingo, welcomed a baby.
Ashley Greene's two fox terriers died in a fire at her West Hollywood pad.
Kardashians are . . . too
Kim, Kourtney, and Khloé Kardashian, who imbue the universe with meaning, love, and direction, are issuing a new line of tanning products called Kardashian Sun Kissed.
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