BE: And roads, bridges, mass transit, construction jobs, public safety, commuter service?
JB: To quote GOP House Speaker Sam Smith, "I can't answer that. I honestly can't."
BE: I assume the Legislature's still talking about all this.
JB: If you're referring to America's largest "full-time" legislature, it's gone the next two weeks, back Nov. 12.
BE: Without a transportation bill? Without a liquor-privatization bill? Without a pension-reform bill? Gone for what?
JB: I assume for trick-or-treat.
BE: Well, what is happening, then?
JB: Calls for the impeachment of Attorney General Kathleen "not-a-politician" Kane.
BE: Oh, right, for hiring and/or promoting relatives.
JB: Uh, no, for being a progressive Democratic woman exercising legal options available to her office to not defend the state's ban on same-sex marriage.
BE: Really? Who's looking to cane Kane?
JB: Started with Rep. Daryl "The Daryl" Metcalfe, a leading GOP conservative who calls SEPTA "welfare," refers to immigrants as the "alien invasion" and sees Kane as Scranton's version of Medusa.
BE: Well, that's not going anywhere, is it?
JB: To quote GOP House Speaker Sam Smith, as reported by KYW Newsradio, "I'm giving it consideration."
BE: Guess "The Daryl" has some juice, eh?
JB: He draws spotlights. Recall Delco Democratic Rep. Margo Davidson during the debate on extending stand-your-ground gun legislation? She asked if she felt threatened by Metcalfe, would she be protected if she "blew his brains out."
BE: Wow. What's she doing now?
JB: According to recent reports, considering a run for lieutenant governor.
BE: Maybe she wants State Police protection.
JB: I get it. You saw the Inky story on protection costs for the lieutenant governor and spouse.
BE: Everybody wants protection. Whatever happened to trust?
JB: If you mean "In God We Trust," it just passed the House Education Committee.
JB: Yep. If it's enacted, school districts would be required to display the phrase in all public-school buildings.
BE: This would be in lieu, I assume, of additional state funding for Philly schools?
JB: Think of it as this season's "Year of the Bible," yet another litigation generator for church-and-state separatist groups.
BE: You mean those who believe in the U.S. Constitution.
JB: Yeah, them, too.
BE: Well, guess that brings me up to date.
JB: One more: Philly Rep. Mark Cohen wrote to Mayor Nutter and Gov. Corbett suggesting that Ed Rendell be asked to head the School Reform Commission.
BE: Why, do you think?
JB: I assume so Cohen could see his name in a story not about his expenses or about his apology for voting for the "Year of the Bible."