OK, wait, whaaat? Charlie Sheen and ex Brooke Mueller are tusslin' over custody of twins Bob and Max, 4 and 4. Each says the other's a dangerous, violent druggie. Well, Friday, the judge hit on an odd fix for now. Scott Mueller, Brooke's brother, gets temp guardianship, and he'll move in with her. Now, he's asking Chas for $55,000 a month to help him guard them. Chas can't be happy about that.
Dumb Hot Chili Pepper
Yikes!! . . . the Red Hot Chili Peppers are touring Brazil, and drummer Chad Smith oughta be more careful!!! At a drum clinic in Belo Horizonte, Chad performed an indelicate act of public self-cleansing with a jersey from . . . Flamengo! Brazil's best-loved soccer club!!! They only got, like, more than 39 million fans. (No joke!) The news has spread throughout Brazil, Chad's getting death threats, so he's apologized on Twitter.