Why we love Patti LaBelle
See, Patti LaBelle is all Philly. She says what she's thinking. Here it is, almost Grammy night, and Patti, 69, wants the world to know. She says she's no diva. The word's overused, and besides, "all these little heifers who can't sing are called divas!" Like who? She names no names. We feel she'd have a long list.
Can we be serious for a sec?
We hereby join the meme of "Is Justin Bieber the same person as Miley Cyrus?"! It has to be true. Look at his mug shot after his DUI nab in Miami. Now look at Miley. Come on! Anyway, how could anyone ever find out? . . . Meantime, reports say Bieb's people want him to go into rehab. Anywhere but Miami!