So adult, she has little patience for the sort of lil' brats who used to watch Hannah Montana. "I don't love kids . . . they're so . . . mean," she says. "Sometimes I hear kids with their parents, and I want to go over and, like, smack them myself." Whoa!
What about her legions of young fans? Won't her tough talk alienate them?
"I've made my money," says Miley. "If no one buys my album, cool. It's fine. I've got a house, and I've got dogs that I love. I don't need anything else."
Swift strips spiritually
While Miley seems to believe there's an imperative she be naked at all times, fellow popster Taylor Swift, 24, prefers to keep her clothes on. "I find it relatively easy to keep my clothes on because I don't really feel like taking them off," she tells Glamour. "It's not an urge I have."
Yet Swift does engage in another type of striptease: the spiritual kind.
"For me, 'risky' is revealing what really happened in my life through music," she says. " 'Risky' is writing confessional songs and telling the true story about a person with enough details so everyone knows who that person is. That's putting myself out there, maybe even more than taking my shirt off."
Lapdance 4 Katy Perry!
TMZ says after the Super Bowl, singing megastar chick Katy Perry made her way to a striptease establishment where she spent "stacks" of cash adding up to "thousands" of dollars. She was with beau John Mayer.
Gossip petits fours
Netflix has renewed for a third season its epic Kevin Spacey- and Robin Wright-starring political thriller House of Cards. Season 2 will premiere Feb. 14. . . . Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis attended his bro Michael's wedding over the weekend on St. Simons Island, Ga. . . . Dancing With the Stars has fired bandleader Harold Wheeler, 70, and his 28-member orchestra after 17 seasons. ABC says a new band will join the show.