Q: I GOT married six months ago and, now that I wear a wedding ring, I notice I'm getting more play from women than ever.
What's that about?
Mia: They think you're Brad Pitt and they're Angelina Jolie, and that your wife will be the next Jennifer Aniston.
Don't fall for it.
Steve: This is why I don't wear a wedding ring.
Q: We always host Easter, and this year I'm dreading it.
When my wife's mom is around, it's like my wife's been abducted by aliens from outer space.