Next is 'Tarantulanche!'
Anthony Ferrante, director of awful, hilarious Sharknado, says Sharknado 2: The Second One (slogan: "Shark Happens!") will be even more ludicrous. Impossible! Ian Ziering and Tara Reid are back as Fin and April. New are Vivica A. Fox and Mark McGrath. Cameos include Kelly Osbourne, Judd Hirsch, Andy Dick.
Kiss don't make up
Thursday, elevator-shoed Kiss will be among inductees into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. In his memoir Face the Music, former bandmate Paul Stanley claims guitarist Ace Frehley and drummer Peter Criss were big-mouth anti-Semites. Must've made for fun times: Stanley and front guy Gene Simmons are Jewish. Criss is now out there denying the charges.