There Audra be a law . . .
Wonderful Audra McDonald won a sixth Tony award - more than anybody ever, OK? - Sunday night for her work in Lady Day at Emerson's Bar & Grill. She also won in 1994 ( Carousel), 1996 ( Master Class), 1998 ( Ragtime), 2004 ( A Raisin in the Sun), and 2012 ( The Gershwins' Porgy and Bess). She also has two Grammys. Where's that dang Nobel?
Not a Berry good day
An L.A. court has told Halle Berry to pay former partner Gabriel Aubry $16,000 a month child support for their child, Nahla. Aubry also got $115,000 in back support.
Bachelorette no longer
Emily Maynard ( The Bachelor; The Bachelorette) married Tyler Johnson in a surprise! I-do-ing at a gala Saturday at his family farm in Sharon, S.C. Her daughter Ricki, 8, was maid of honor. This was her fourth betrothal, with two guys from The Bachelor/ ette, and also with late NASCAR driver Ricky Hendrick, Ricki's father.
Small but essentially trivial
Justin Bieber reportedly was baptized in a bathtub last week in Manhattan. We write this without comprehension. It's said he has been in intensive religious study. (No mention of racial sensitivity training.) Next stop: canonization. . . . Nia Sanchez, Miss Nevada, 24, was crowned Miss USA on Sunday night, ICYMI. They better let her keep it: She has a fourth-degree black belt in taekwondo. . . . Rapper Slowbucks says that in East Rutherford, N.J., on June 1, while 50 Cent was onstage at the Hot 97 Summer Jam, a 50 Cent posse jumped him and stole a gold chain. 50 - who, just by happenstance and koinkydink, has a new album out - says Slowbucks is lying. . . . Seen that "Hangover" video, with Korean dance king Psy and smoke king Snoop Dogg? No? It's weird. . . . Britain's Prince William on Monday anointed soccer emeritus David Beckham as world ambassador for the prince's United for Wildlife initiative against animal poaching. . . . At 6:30 Sunday morning, a man broke into Sandra Bullock's home, and she was there. Police arrested a suspect, and Bullock was unhurt. . . . Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith, and daughter Willow made a loving, beautiful family unit on the beaches of Hawaii on Monday. . . . We wonder, too: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow, supposed to be divorcing, or consciously separating, or whatever, were very palsy-walsy over dinner in Malibu. What the heck gives?