WHO NEEDS a gun when you can assault your enemies with billiard balls and bird feeders?
In two bizarre incidents about an hour apart yesterday, two men were beaten with unusual objects, officials said.
In the first attack, Samuel Hampton, of Avondale, Chester County, allegedly was tackled by Richard Edgar Hill of Peach Bottom, Lancaster County, about 12:30 a.m. at a home in Fulton Township, State Police said.
In the heat of their tussle, Hill smashed Hampton over the head with a glass hummingbird feeder, police said.
Hill's alleged motive? Hampton refused to "party with him," according to the incident report.