Couple busted for sex on Chipotle roof

Posted: July 16, 2014

LOOK, YOUR natural instinct might have been to think of puns when you heard that a couple got busted for having sex on the roof of a Chipotle Mexican Grill in Delaware on Saturday.

You could have made jokes about someone other than a staffer stuffing tacos at the restaurant.

If that would have been too obvious, or maybe too crude, you could have riffed on some of the banners that appear on the company's online menu, like: "Don't ever call it an appetizer," or "I'm not addicted, I just eat 'em everyday," or "Our menu isn't long - but it's long on options."

Thankfully, the Daily News is above such sophomoric humor.

But others might not be so kind to Michael Suh, 39, and Nicole Germack, 27.

The Newark Police Department said cops were called to Chipotle, on Main Street near Shields Lane, about 9:40 p.m. Saturday, and clearly observed the couple having sex on the roof.

An officer ordered Suh and Germack to stop, but the Newark residents kept going at it for another 15 to 20 seconds - because why not?

The couple fled from the roof to Suh's apartment nearby. They were arrested and charged with lewdness, resisting arrest, indecent exposure and related offenses. Both were released after posting $1,800 unsecured bond, police said.


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