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A Change.org petition asking President Obama and various NFL suits to let Weird Al Yankovic headline the next Super Bowl Halftime show had drawn 107,917 supporters as of Friday afternoon. . . . The Sean Diddy Combs-created girl band Danity Kane has broken up again following a scuffle and fistfight between members Dawn Richard and Aubrey O'day at a recording studio, TMZ says.
Julia Roberts: I have bikini envy
"I think I've always sort of been on the more boyish spectrum of girls," Julia Roberts tells In Style Weekly. "For example, I've never been chosen as 'one of the top-five hottest actresses in a bikini.' And honestly, it's a godsend. When I was younger, I'd think, 'Oh, I'm the prettiest one. It's not Halle Berry. It's not!' But it is, you know?"
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She's never met him, but Irish singer Sinead O'Connor, 47, tells Billboard mag she's totally in love with Dave Chappelle: "As we say in Ireland, he's a ride. It means that if he were a bike, I'd be riding him around the country because he's so gorgeous."