March 25, 2002
WHY ON EARTH were the Academy Awards held on Palm Sunday this year? Doesn't Hollywood and the academy know that Palm Sunday is the beginning of Holy Week and commemorates the day that Christ rode into Jerusalem? This was not the appropriate time for Hollywood to honor its best in filmmaking achievements. The academy should have rescheduled the ceremony for after Easter. If they could reschedule it after Martin Luther King was killed, when Reagan was shot (holding it on the Wednesday after Easter)
March 21, 2002 |
At Sunday's Academy Awards ceremony, Russell Crowe, Halle Berry and Ron Howard will share more than Oscar nominations. They and the rest of Hollywood's glitterati will rest their designer-clad derrieres on brand-new seats from Theatre Solutions, a four-year-old Quakertown company. The $1.5 million contract - for 3,600 plush, attached chairs, plus 130 wooden ones for private boxes in Hollywood's new Kodak Theatre - is the firm's largest job. But Theatre Solutions has no shortage of big-name customers.
March 13, 2002 |
The last time Oscar held court on Hollywood Boulevard, Ben-Hur cleaned up. The event was televised in black-and-white, and "bomb sweeps" weren't a negotiating point. Now - 42 years later, and six months since the terrorist attacks in New York and Washington - the Oscar telecast is returning to the heart of Hollywood, in the new Kodak Theatre. But not before the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences resolved a post-Sept. 11 squabble with real estate developers over the issue of clearing nearby stores for security sweeps in the hours preceding the March 24 ceremony.
January 5, 2002 |
It might go without saying that the world doesn't need another televised movie awards show, but the first AFI Awards, airing live at 8 tonight on Channel 3, deserves its own recognition for wretched excess. The show - it will also include another unnecessary set of awards for TV - was conceived by the American Film Institute, which began life in 1967 with the objective of "preserving the heritage and advancing the art of film in America," and which has evolved into a giant, money-sucking parasite.
March 28, 2001 |
The dumbing-down of American film seems complete now. Judging from the Academy Awards, mediocrity is the new standard. Imitation is no longer the sincerest form of flattery; it's an art form unto itself. Ridley Scott's "Gladiator," which falls somewhere between a poor man's "Ben-Hur" and a rich man's "Hercules Unchained," has been deemed the best film of 2000. And Russell Crowe, who went from Maximus to Gluteus Maximus in one year, is the man who would be king. Thumbs. . .down, I say!
March 24, 2001
Why should any of us care who wins the Academy Awards? Some Oscar choices over the years have been absurd, and it's more of an inside-the-industry popularity contest and fashion show than a recognition of quality. Yet, moviegoers enjoy comparing their choices with those of the Hollywood insiders. Other people are thrilled by any competition, even though they may not have seen half the films in the running. And TV has turned it into such a spectacle, it's a must-see, just to stay "with it. " We admit to being swept along by the hype, in spite of ourselves, even though we're sure some of the choices will appall us.
March 26, 2000 |
Randolph Duke calls it a very surreal, even Roman experience. There's the red carpet, all the gold. Actresses heading off into battle like modern gladiators, with pricey gowns, spiked heels, blinding jewels, hair and makeup fit to intimidate any opponent. Vera Wang thinks of it more in Greek terms. She likes to call it the Olympics of fashion. With millions of viewers to take in the high-stakes runway show they call the Academy Awards, it's no wonder the fashion designers called upon to outfit these screen gems gratis are happy to go to Herculean lengths to accommodate their goddesses.
March 24, 2000 |
Rwandans, Bosnians and Indonesians are dying . . .to see what Gwyneth Paltrow will wear to the 72nd annual Academy Awards! But despair not, citizens of Kigali, Sarajevo and Jakarta. Regardless of the hardships you've had to endure over the past few years - the massacres, ethnic cleansings and political upheavals - you will get to see the Academy Awards in all their overlong glory - provided, of course, you have television sets. And electricity. The Academy Awards and the Golden Globes both license the rights to their programs to other nations around the world.
November 30, 1999 |
The way we look at sports changed forever on a December day 36 years ago at then-Municipal Stadium in Philadelphia. It happened during the 64th annual Army-Navy game when, early in the fourth quarter, Cadet signal-caller Rollie Stichweh plunged off tackle from the 1-yard-line for a touchdown that would have been long forgotten were it not for what happened next: CBS immediately showed it again. That had never happened before. Instant replay was born. "This is not live!"
March 23, 1999 |
An hour into the Oscar telecast Sunday night, with only four of 26 statuettes distributed, you could hear remote controls across America click off the tube. An IRS 1040 form would have made livelier TV than the 71st annual Academy Awards, a barrage of tributes to dead cowboys and real-life heroes memorialized on celluloid. In a room containing Gwyneth Paltrow, Whoopi Goldberg and Steven Spielberg, why import Sen. John Glenn and Gen. Colin Powell for glamor? If brevity is the soul of wit, then these Academy Awards were positively soulless.