Kim Kardashian

You should sit down: This report may shock you to the very core of your being. Not all scenes in reality shows are spontaneous, unscripted, or really real! This hard truth has come to light in the Kris Humphries - Kim Kardashian divorce battle. According to court documents obtained by Life & Style Weekly, Keeping Up With the Kardashians producer Russell Jay admits at least two scenes from the reality show were scripted, reshot and/or edited to make Humphries out as a villain.

New word: doxxing , the practice of piecing together detailed personal information from initial stuff you glean from Internet-available sources - such as when you find an e-mail address, then burrow through that to find phone numbers, addresses, info on chat rooms. It's a form of stalking. Hacker(s?) on the website exposed.su have either doxxed or hacked directly into celebrity private info, publishing photos, credit reports, mortgage details, Social Security numbers, etc. And now, says the FBI, the louts are "using" the info.

"SHOW US your boobs" has become "Show us your books. " The company behind the "Girls Gone Wild" has filed for bankruptcy. The video empire - an empire which recalls Rome under Caligula - filed for Chapter 11 protection in a move it says is an effort to restructure its legal affairs after several disputed court judgments. So all you drunk sluts we owe money to - you're now getting pennies on the dollar. GGW Brands LLC and several subsidiaries filed for bankruptcy Wednesday in Los Angeles, listing more than $16 million in disputed claims.

Does Lil Wayne realize how damaging he was to the late Emmett Till 's memory and to the civil rights legacy when he made sexual references in his depiction of Till's beating death in a remix of Future 's "Karate Chop"? So asks a Till cousin, Airickca Gordon-Taylor , who wants Wayne to issue an apology. Till, 14, was murdered for allegedly flirting with a white woman. "It was a heinous murder," his cousin says. "He was brutally beaten and tortured, and he was shot, wrapped in barbed wire, and tossed in the Tallahatchie River.

The Kardashian konflict kontinues. Ellen Kardashian , relict of the late legal eagle Robert Kardashian Sr ., defends herself to In Touch mag against nasty comments about her from Robert's daughters Kim and Khloé . Seems the gals were a little browned off that Ellen, 72, vouched for a diary in which Robert says ex-wife Kris Jenner abused her offspring. In Touch quotes Khloé as calling Ellen "a piece of trash" and says she married him on his deathbed. That's "completely false and horrible," Ellen says.

Ever since she announced her pregnancy, Kim Kardashian has kept herself out of the spotlight. (She has?) "I loved the privacy," Kim tells the Associated Press in a most unprivate chat. The most overexposed member of history's most overexposed Kabal says she wants to carve out a private maternal space for her bairn. "As ironic as it sounds," says Kim, 32, "you live your life on a reality show but then when you grow up . . . certain things change . . . that make you want to be more private.

Last month, Russia's President Vladimir V. Putin announced that French master-thesp Gérard Depardieu , 64, could rest his remarkable soul and soulful proboscis on Russian soil anytime he wanted. His offer was real: The Kremlin on Thursday said the actor had been granted Russian citizenship. Zut alors! Depardieu, who has starred in every single French movie since 1967 (he has 196 acting credits on IMDB.com), has expressed contempt for his nation's high taxes. Last month, he renounced his French citizenship and registered as a resident of Belgium, reports the New York Times.

IF THE MAYANS, Nostradamus and every crackpot evangelist can predict the end of the world, Tattle, with help from Lady Tattle (see sidebar), should be able to predict celebrity shenanigans for the coming year, right? We, at least, have a chance of being correct. And, on the plus side, if we're wrong, you won't end up with a cellar full of canned goods and Bushmaster rifles. So here goes: *  One Direction will rename itself New Direction when Harry Styles officially runs off with Taylor Swift . The joke will be on Harry, however, as Taylor will already have moved on. *  Lindsay Lohan will get arrested.

TRAGEDY TAILED Justin Bieber on New Year's Day, when a paparazzo on the Bieber beat was killed while trying to photograph the pop star. Freelance photographer Chris Guerra was hit by a car in Los Angeles while trying to take photos of Bieber's white Ferrari after police stopped it. Guerra, who got out of his car to snap a better shot, reportedly was told twice by police to get back to his car. He was struck while returning to his vehicle, across Sepulveda...