Kim Kardashian

The secret to the Kanye West - Kim Kardashian marketing putsch, er, I mean romance, is out: He's her style guru. "Kanye is coming over today with his stylist," Kim said on Sunday's Keeping Up With the Kardashians , "and he's giving me a full clothing makeover. " Shot in the early days of their courtship, the episode has Kanye totally do the Henry Higgins on reality TV's Eliza Doolittle in his own image. "He thinks those are so ghetto," Kim tells sis Khloé of a pile of discarded fashions.

KRIS HUMPHRIES is good at taking shots. On and off the court. On Tuesday, he signed a 2-year, $24 million extension with the former New Jersey — now Brooklyn — Nets. Then he slam-dunked Kanye West, via Twitter. "I'm up at Brooklyn! @S_C_ ‘lucky I didn't have Jay drop me from the team' lol!" Humphries' tweet is a reference to West's song "Cold," which contains the following verse: "And I'll admit, I fell in love with Kim ‘Round the same time she had fell in love wit' him Well, that's cool, baby girl, do ya thing Lucky I ain't have Jay drop 'im from the team" Kim is Kim Kardashian, who is in the process of divorcing Humphries.

Sure, sometimes you want to give the Kardashians a rest. But sometimes you just can't. Kourtney Kardashian and infant-father Scott Disick tell Us Weekly that couples therapy saved their relationship. [Your joke here.] … Kourtney's sis, Kim Kardashian, jumps up and down and says, nuh-uh! Her romance with Kanye West is not a publicity stunt, as the world supposes. …Meantime, Kim's divorce case with/from b-baller Kris Humphries is now in depositions, and Monday Kris was grilled in Minnesota by star attorney Laura Wasser and team.

Forget Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears or that Aguilera girl. The rockingest album by a woman is an old-school classic, 1967's I Never Loved a Man the Way I Love You by Aretha Franklin. So proclaims the Delphic Oracle of rock, Rolling Stone mag. (Not even Madonna makes the top 10.) Joni Mitchell's Blue and Dusty Springfield's Dusty in Memphis round out the top three.   Oprah and Kim, Round XC Oprah Winfrey has released tidbits from her 90-part epic interview with Kim Kardashian, which will air on OWN until the end of time.

Kris: Her mom made Kim's sex tape In an explosive allegation that adds even more sordid spice to their rancorous, rancid, divorce, Kris Humphries claims the sex tape that made his wife of 72 days, Kim Kardashian, famous was conceived by her mom, Kris Jenner. TMZ says this is one of the nasty tidbits about the Kardashian Kabal that Kris shared with his ex-gf, Myla Sinanaj. Humphries reportedly told Myla that Jenner even made Kim reshoot the vid, which costars a hunkoid identified as Ray J., because she didn't look hot enough.

Lindsay Lohan was back on the set of her cable-TV movie Liz & Dick on Friday afternoon after she was ruled healthy by paramedics, her rep, Steve Honig, told the media Friday. The medics were called as a precaution by film producers after LiLo called to say she felt unwell. Honig denied claims LiLo was rushed to the hospital, saying she was exhausted and dehydrated. "She was on set last night at 7 p.m. and worked through the night until 8 a.m. this morning," said the rep.   Kim Kardashian: Totally "I'm totally growing up," Kim Kardashian, 31, says with mature exuberance in a chat with Oprah set to air Sunday and June 24 on OWN. Kim, who was married to some NBA player for 72 days, says she's glad she's dating a more mature man, referring to her P.R. stunt of a relationship with pal Kanye West.

Few gossipers have taken too seriously claims by various masseurs that John Travolta assaulted them with unwanted sexual advances. But the case took a strange turn Thursday, with a report that Travolta's lawyers offered the first masseur $125,000 to withdraw his federal sexual battery lawsuit. Citing Anonymous Insiders, the New York Daily News says the accuser, former U.S. Army medic John Truesdale, 40, refused the hush money. "That is completely false," Travolta's lawyer, Marty Singer, says in a statement.

The biggest story coming out of the Tribeca Film Festival – besides, of course, the U.S. premiere of Tattle's movie, "Hysteria – is the true-life tale of what happens when two Cuban actors on the way to the festival disappear en route to the film's premiere. Javier Nunez Florian and Analin de la Rua de la Torre disappeared in Miami during a layover on their way to see their film "Una Noche. " "Una Noche," written and directed by Lucy Mulloy, is about impoverished teenagers who decide to defect to the United States.

SNAPS AND CLAPS to E!'s Giuliana Rancic and hubs, former "Apprentice" champ Bill Rancic. They announced on the "Today" show Monday that they are expecting a baby via gestational surrogate. "To finally get that call from the doctor that you're pregnant and you're having a baby … ," Giuliana said. "It was just another world. " They know the sex of the baby but they're keeping it a secret.   We're more excited for this baby bump than for other celebs', who seem to use children as a way to up their Q Score.

Ted Nugent had to meet with the Secret Service on Thursday as part of its investigation into the rocker after he made heated comments at last weekend's National Rifle Association confab in St. Louis. Nugent, 63, urged the assembled to help oust President Obama and his "vile, evil, America-hating administration" in November. "If Barack Obama becomes the president in November," he added, "I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year. " Democratic leaders have asked GOP candidate Mitt Romney to condemn Nugent's outburst.